Dumb (Heaton/Rotheray)

 

It doesn’t take a mathematician

To add a simple sum

Either you are simply beautiful

Or I am simply dumb

 

Dumb, dumb, dumb

 

It doesn’t take a labrador

To show a blind man sun

Either you are simply beautiful

Or I am simply dumb

 

Dumb, dumb, dumb

 

It doesn’t take Robert the Bruce

To see the web you’ve spun

Either you are simply beautiful

Or I am simply dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb

 

Dumb, dumb, dumb

 

The sun, the sky, the moon, the stars

Jupiter, Neptune and mars

All these things I clearly see

It doesn’t take a telescope for you to love me

 

Dumb, dumb, dumb